Tuesday 23 December 2008 4.43am
Is it me or does this Newington Causeway
crown court sound like it's run by faulty towers.
This type of prisoner escape seems to periodically occur. What's laughable (apart from it being a very serious matter) is that they always just see to wonder off when knowing's paying attention.
Please tell me I'm wrong but I seem to recall this happening of several occasions. I wonder if by word of mouth the news has spread that - if they are up for a tril at the "faulty towers Crown court" there's a 50/50 chance you may just be able to just sneak off when no one's looking...
"Mr Faulty...he gone..."