Controversial post

Cyclist using mobile phone hits photographer shooting the Shard. Police in helicopters taser the photographer while a hoodie steals the bike.

...and a class based battle breaks out between the forces of new bermondsey

meanwhile every major road in SE1 is being dug up by Thames Water or British Gas.

...and will not be completed until 2013.......after the Olympics......a Nation mourns :p

The peasants are revolting! [as well we know]

thanks Markadams99

... local authority deemed responsible, leaseholder charges increased, Polish plumber found through free wi-fi, removal company recommended, balloons released, editor steps in, bus route condemned, local artist captures scene, planning permission granted
And an (early) Merry Christmas to all at SE1 !

...but none of us knew about it because notices were delayed in the post...

Meanwhile... Patisserie Lila diversify with a new counselling and anger management series of workshops, whilst the E&C regeneration scheme is confirmed to be taking part in the 2012 Olympics Gymnastic trampoline competition, with hopefully some Shooting for good measure. The Well chinese restaurant wins a coveted 4-star Michelin ranking and finally, panto comes to The Fort with 'Puss in Boots' (apologies for typo).

Brought to you via David Tanner Associates - or not.

Abseilers seen scaling Metro Central Heights, while SAS parachute from the LCC to disperse the crowds demonstrating outside the Tabernacle against TFL. Boris arrives at the E&C roundabout and opens the Regeneration Scheme starting on Monday.

...it's all the London Dungeon's fault...

All SE1 nooo-comers are sent to boot camp run by local footy supporters --- Indian restaurant finally allowed to build lighthouse --- Tooley street dug up and turned into canal --- Massive phone mast built in Shad Thames, locals issued with tin-foil overalls