Thursday 29 April 2010 11.17am
the real problem I have is that during the night we get individual that break in the ashtray boxes and dump everything on the ground in thier search for usable fag ends. there was even a fight over "patch rights" outside the pub at about midnight between 2 cretins over who gets to sift through our trash.
Blame the smokers. It's clearly their fault, and no one else's. I mean, it's inconceivable that one could empty the ashtray boxes at the end of a night.
Just the same thing happens with banks, you know. People break in to steal the money. I blame the savers, personally. Line them up with the smokers, and shoot both lots together.
...if you press it, they will come.