Last night at around 9.45pm I noticed there were 5 flying objects over the Bricklayers Arms roundabout, they were quite hight in the night sky, they were red and yellow in colour and were moving quite quickly, they kept disappearing in cloud cover and then reappearing, did anybody else see this? Any thoughts on what it could have been?
Many years ago a mate of mine was camping with his girlfriend in the wilds of Dartmoor. A flying saucer landed nearby and the aliens said they had come in peace on a fact-finding mission. All they wanted was to discover how Earthlings reproduce. My mate and his girlfriend gave them a performance and afterwards the Aliens asked how long it would be before the baby Earthling arrived. My mate told him, "Nine months."
"What?" Exclaimed the alien leader. "Nine months? Then why did you go so quick at the end?"