Hawk

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Thursday 2 May 2013 10.21pm
It's probably my "out there" sense of humour, but when I see the byline on the SE1 Homepage; "Hawk hired to keep pigeons at bay", I get a mental image of the bird negotiating terms.
"Right, I want a centrally heated nest, a flat screen TV with cable, and as much bread as I can eat, NO MOULDY BITS!"
"Gimme that and the pigeons are history, throw in some ciabatta and I'll do the foxes for free."
Friday 3 May 2013 10.49am
Hahaha - that made me laugh!

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