Thursday 15 May 2014 3.20pm
"..."Now that visitors can get online whilst walking around the market, there are no excuses for not being able to find your favourite stall or discovering something new as you can now log onto our website or tweet us as you shop."..."
What's the world coming to...hell in a handcart...etc.
Who are these people who might be wandering round a market, baffled by the sudden disappearance of their favourite stall, and who would choose to look it up on the internet rather than ask someone, or look around?
Perish the thought, but if Mrs King's Pies suddenly evaporated I think I'd ask the guys next door at Sillfields, rather than googling for it or tweeting my distress.
...if you press it, they will come.