Friday 22 May 2015 6.50pm
I saw someone joyriding a red vespa in the neckinger estate yesterday around 12:30. Called the police, they didn't seem too bothered about it. "How do you know it's not his?" was the dispatchers first response to me. Maybe because he's treating it like ****, ramping it over the bumps, and two guys are watching him going around and around in circles? Call it a hunch...
With all due respect, but I don't it'd be very efficient for the police to come out because someone having a hunch.