Saturday 11 June 2016 5.40pm
Diners sit naked on logs according to that newspaper we pretend we don't read, the ever truthful DM. What about splinters?
In the DM comments a reader wonders if they are going to disinfect the seats after every diner. The menu looks a bit Gwynneth Paltrow for my taste. James, are you going to review it for us?