Friday 3 September 2004 1.14pm
Why don't you do a Cliff Richard ("let's do the show right here, ourselves!") and throw a wallpapering party. You can get papered, we can come and help you, and get plastered.
["When father papered the parlour..." http://ingeb.org/songs/whenfath.html
...if you press it, they will come.
Edited 1 times. Last edit at 3 September 2004 1.16pm by Ivanhoe.