Monday 12 August 2002 11.44am
We have tourists in the country as well. At least your horrid London streets don't get parked up by their cars, and you manage to put them into Ghettos like the Tower of London, London Dungeon
Only solution to the tourist problem is to move somewhere where they don't have tourists. Like the Tora Bora cave complex. Or Baghdad.
You could move to Leytonstone, and give up your riverside view loft apartment, with its open plan kitchen.