Monday 1 August 2005 2.34pm
Each installation has two cameras and a LaserTaser
pointing in each direction up and down Borough High St.
Anyone spotted dropping litter will be hit with 10,000 volts.
Crossing the road other than at a designated crossing = 20,000 volts.
Sticking your tongue out at the cameras = 1,000 volts
Muggers will be given a lethal 1,000,000 volts and cremated on the spot.