Wednesday 8 March 2006 2.16pm
Who is this extraordinary-looking woman I often see around the Elephant shopping centre? She is thin white woman, maybe late 40s who has caked her hair in gloopy black dye, and often her face too. It makes her look like something from a minstrel show, or Papa Lazarou from the League of Gentlemen.
Alarmingly, she followed me home down New Kent Road
the other day and started asking me if I liked coffee. I think she was asking me out.