Wednesday 7 May 2003 11.15am
And yes, I too occassionally shop in Tesco's Old Kent Road
, when Lidyl fails me, and, knock me down with a feather, if I didn't see Jade from Big Brother in there, two weeks ago, in Tesco's(admittedly impressive) sweets isle. I would have thought she might have moved up-market now that she is shacked up with that kids' TV presenter, but I am pleased to see that the Old Kent Road
is still good enough for her. Of course, a regular "celeb" out-and-about is Simon Hughes
, but imagine my trauma when I saw Slim, natural-blonde Anne Widdecombe flagging down a taxi on the Old Kent Road
the other day. On the back of seeing her in the flesh, I am now booking myself into counselling, so this may be my last post for a while. I have to say, though, that the diet doesn't seem to be going very well.
Anyone seen anyone else?
PS. what was Simon Hughes
thinking about when he thought it would be a good idea to have a plaque with his name on it saying "I declare these public toilets open", that is on the door of the public toilets in the Elephant and Castle shopping centre. Surely that is worth a £10 for a photograph sent in to Private Eye?
-MM- The Nature of Monkey was Irrepressible.