Wednesday 22 November 2006 11.20am
I had my bike stolen last night by some scumbag villains in Clerkenwell. I don't know how they did it (proper secure lock plus cable etc...), but upon leaving said hostelry I returned to see bits of broken lock and empty space where bike should have been. Worst of all, it wasn't even late - about 9.30pm!!
I know that our own South London has a general reputation for extremes of villainy and stone-hearted wickedness - but perhaps the streets of SE1 are (relatively) safer than we think...
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Wherever I'm going
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Is that your *real* answer?