My Scooter was stolen by some pleb the other day. I groaned and said to myself "oh well I hope they really needed it for an urgent job" (actually "the Fxxxxxx Bxxxxx"). I phoned Southwark Police to tell them in case it was used in some drug smuggling run or involved in a hit and run or something. A bored voice took the details of 'yet another crime' and I became yet another statistic. A few minutes later a much happier voice from the same police station informed me that my bike had been recovered in one piece and the pleb had been arrested.
Just like to say thanks Met Police - and I hope the pleb things twice next time. (yea right !!!!)