Tuesday 11 November 2003 10.33am
or two tin cans and a bit of string?
or a fleet of carrier pigeons, which would come in at well under 6 grand, and make a pies in the times of negative cashflow that every small business inevitably goes through
or an aeroplane, towing a banner carrying any messages you wanted to send?
a fleet of amphibious craft, using the sewer system to deliver msgs in London (you could call them "wee-mails")
back to work
...if you press it, they will come.