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Diverse.........Welsh poetry

In the same vein....... Diversity. A Welsh college.

Damnation. Holland.

Parking fine. A comment rarely directed at women drivers.

(Only joking, girls.)

Property.... Where the milk goes in last, or first, according to your taste; (Don't ask me I'm strictly coffee, just the smell of tea makes me nauseous.)

Polyunsaturated. A dry parrot.
Interpol, Parrot fashion. (As opposed to doggy fashion.)

Been listening to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue re-runs, Chalkey?

Hi Janefs,
Welcome to the Chalkey & Tom micro site!
I'm a big fan of ISIHAC, and am well aware of this particular game played therein. But I have purposefully tried to avoid any plagiarism. I can think of literally dozens of them, but have chosen not to use them for that very reason. Any such,is by pure coincidence, I assure you. Now, having said that, let's hear your contribution.

By the way, Janefs, being obviously a fan yourself, did you, like me, get the impression that dear old Humph knew his days were numbered and was pushing the boundaries as far as could be tolerated by Radio4?(Formerly known as the 'BBC Home Service.')Particularly with the Lionel Blair/Give us a clue, skits. Unbeliebvable some of them, and certainly not repeatable on this site. (Unless James insists.)

I'm quite aware this one's not original, but I like it a lot:

Testiculate - to talk bollocks while waving one's hands around.

On the money, Phill. That one is a cracker.

Rambling Phil wrote:

I'm quite aware this one's not original, but I like it a lot:
Testiculate - to talk bollocks while waving one's hands around.

I've added that to my vocabulary. Brilliant.
You should submit that definition to the Peoples Dictionary http://www.dictionary.co.uk/

PS it is on urbandictionary.com but there's too much advertising on that site.