Saturday 4 June 2011 8.29am
The producer of this morning's 'Farming today' programme was....wait for it.... Anne-Marie Bullock.
Couldn't make it up.
I appreciate that you live waaaaaayyy out in the boonies Chalkey, in deepest darkest Essex, but Farming Today? Farming ****ing Today? Oh! God! Where did it all go wrong?
I suggest that we have a whip-round to finance Chalkey's return to civilisation.
I'd go down and liaise with him, but my passport has expired.