Politicians, TV journalists or a bacon sandwich?

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Thursday 7 March 2013 7.07pm
Does anyone know what is the most damaging to my life expectancy; politicians, TV journalists or a Bacon sandwich?
Friday 8 March 2013 1.06pm
Oh without doubt the bacon sandwich...picture the scene...politician eating bacon sarnie, leaps up from mistress's bed...runs out to get to work to claim expenses for executive breakfast...gets spotted by journalist..jumps on his bike peddling down the street without helmet, goes on pavement...bumps into you coming round the corner going to bus stop for work...runs you over...you break leg...your fault for being in his way!
Friday 15 March 2013 10.13am
Jan
That really made me laugh!! Thanks

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