Thursday 7 August 2014 9.56pm
On the other hand, and to make light of it a bit, I was up there a few Fridays back, late afternoon/ early evening, and I get chatting to a girl up there who I've spoken to before (I never start the convo after reading about sauna etiquette) and she has a friend with her as a guest I think, we're chatting away for about 10 mins and the friend has a towel on her lap, nothing unusual there, until I notice, SHE'S TOPLESS! OMG, I couldn't look at her after that.
I get up and go and sit by the pool to cool down a bit, out they come and the topless girl has the towel covering her, they then get in the swimming lane right by where I'm sitting. Now I've been chatting to an old boy up there, he's become a bit of a mate, well he's in that lane where the girls are, I'm watching him to see his reaction when he notices, it was so funny, he looked and there was the quickest double take you've ever seen lol, he looks at me and starts nodding towards the girl with a look on his face like he'd seen a ghost!
Mad place, Cottons gym!
Note to self, learn to swim, get face ironed, replace salt and pepper barnet with brown dye, or just grey, get an application form for Cottons Gym.