Monday 15 March 2004 5.11pm
If you kicked one of your heels out at the same time as flapping your jacket pocket over the machine, then I think you'd look like (one of) Morecambe and Wise.
And if RS did it with you at the same time, then there'd be a great likelihood that the tube workers might put down their cans of beer for a second and form a chorus line.
Just try it. Go on....you know you want to.
...there's plenty more c**** in the cup.