Monday 29 March 2004 9.52am
Just brush the fluff off the leopardskin rug and give me a ninute to slip into something more comfortable.
Ooh, is that the doorbell? Could you get it? Oh, it's the plumber come to fix my blocked pipes. Thanks goodness you're here, you big strong man. What's that Mr Plumber, in your soiled overalls? It might take two to handle this job? Oh Dominic, you don't mind do you.....
...there's plenty more c**** in the cup.