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Thursday 27 May 2004 9.26am
I read with amusement yesterday, that Spike Milligan had finally triumphed in his wishes to have a specific phrase on his headstone. Apparently, the church did not "think it appropriate" and had refused. Court case, blah blah blah, finally allowed, but written in gaelic.

"I told you I didn't feel well"


What would you have on yours ??
Thursday 27 May 2004 9.29am
Asleep at last.
Thursday 27 May 2004 9.46am
I'll be seeing you?

(wiv a glass of fermented apple juice)

Thursday 27 May 2004 10.17am
"Don't waste your time reading this. Get on with it!"

...there's plenty more c**** in the cup.
Thursday 27 May 2004 10.31am
Not in line with my beliefs but amusing nonetheless:

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
Thursday 27 May 2004 10.51am
Former Doctor Who, Tom Baker lives next door to a cemetary. He tells the story of how he bought a gravestone for himself, for when he is buried there. On it is carved, TOM BAKER. He got up one morning to find that someone had added, "is a twat".
Thursday 27 May 2004 6.41pm
Remember, Man,
as you walk by,
as you are now,
so once was I;
As I am now,
so you must be.
Prepare for death
and follow me.
Friday 28 May 2004 10.19am
Here lie the remains of Jonathan Robinson
(if someone hasn't knicked them)
Born 1976 - died 2086
in bed asleep with his wife
loved by the entire family
who gave him no strife
gone but not forgotten.
Friday 28 May 2004 10.25am
Not strictly an epitaph but could be I guess - one rule in my life my old grandad always told me:

"Life's not a rehearsal, so live it"
Friday 28 May 2004 11.13am
From the "Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?"

"None the bloody wiser"

Post edited (28 May 04 12:29)

"I knew I was cured"

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