Congratulations to the plucky Brits who inhabit The Rock on the 300th birthday of Britain's greatest colony! And how despickable of those whiney party pooping hispanics to want to send them packing back to Blighty. Hrrmph! They'll be wanting California and Texas back next!
I suppose we could give Gibraltar to Portugal to celebrate our long standing friendship with that nation (continuous peace since 1373), and in particular the tercentenary of the Methuen Treaty of December 1703 which allowed Port wine into Britain with reduced duty charges.