Wednesday 8 September 2004 2.30pm
Perhaps it's OK if you're not a king (especially one who everyone hates. Esp given that an alternative version I read said he may well have been eating peaches with a touch of poison, courtesy of the nice monks whose abbey he was staying at).
But, given that you're a pirate king, it's probably safest to keep off the solid food altogether.
...if you press it, they will come.