Friday 7 January 2005 11.21am
no. that's bon jovi, or whitesnake, or somesuch.
Soap is perfectly easy to hold in all circumstances except slapstick routines and comic strips. It also has no nozzle or other thingy to undo before you can use it. Nor does it wash out of your hand while you are trying to hold a bit of it just for a second while you're trying to find somewhere to hang the stupid bottle so as to leave some hands free for actually washing.
I don't doubt TULMJJ's assertions that shower gel can be made to work in a satisfactory manner when used in conjunction with a puffy scrubber (which, I think you'll find, is the official name for the hair scrunchy that one can shower with). However, I would see that as another example of why shower gel is rubbish.
...if you press it, they will come.