Monday 11 July 2005 11.46am
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The F****s A***l pub on B********y W**l E**t has reopened.
It is a folk myth that it has been completely restored, with authentically garish and glossy varnish, and with the reinstatement of the internal walls and partitions, including the snug(!),
It is a vile calumny to suggest that L**g R****e was sighted drinking more Weissbier than was good for him in the mythical upstairs saloon with glorious views to Tower Bridge.
Don't tell anyone about it!
[Edited to delete surplus asterisks which made message unnecesarily cryptic!]
Edited 1 times. Last edit at 11 July 2005 12.01pm by Lang