Thought I'd post what I think were the highlights on the message boards this year.
5. Let's start a club night
Ah we all pitched in and decided to start the new Fabric in SE1, the type of night swung from deep trance psycho flared drip trip flip flop hip hop to cornish poetry readings and then to dwarf lap dancing. We all agreed to meet, a date was set and someone promised to wear an orange t-shirt. Unfortunately it was a cold night, two people turned up and the second one was colour blind and couldn't spot the tango man from 3 paces.
4. Estate agents
They came under fire and fought back, accusing some stereotyping them then enforcing the stereotypes with talk of totty, you could almost smell the aftershave.
3. Tanning shop girl
Some blokes spotted a nice looking blonde in the tanning shop on St Thomas' Street. much e-drooling ensued, some estateagents were spotted in mcdonalds with binoculars, someone on here said the girl was their girlfriend, I'm not so sure (with a girlfriend like that would you bother with the internet?)
2. Countryside march
Jobs, post offices, schools all of these issues oh and fox hunting were debated in a calm manner. Plus fours and the smell of tweed wafted through SE1, the morning after their party the pavements were awash with cider vomlettes. Hunting horns, riding crops and leather boots - sounds like a night round Frank Bough's
1. Champor Champor
Some stupid cow came on here and attacked Champor Champor many replying with complete bewilderment at her somments, from this day on any unwarrented self centred opinion becomes know as 'doing a Natalie'
Well I reckon the winner should be Biscuit Boy's "Top 5 posts of this year". Talk about arrogant, totally pointless and self-congratulatory. This kind of message from now on I will term "doing a Biscuit Boy".
You and Natalie should hook up by the look of it you may have much in common :-)
I detect some terrible bias here. You say I seem quick to condemn others' postings?? Have you read Biscuit Boy's message in this thread? Do you not think it is offensive and condemning?? I quote:
"Some stupid cow came on here and attacked Champor Champor many replying with complete bewilderment at her somments, from this day on any unwarrented self centred opinion becomes know as 'doing a Natalie'"
Typos aside, this does not make "me smile" as Miss Jo Jo says and furthermore I stand by my comments about Biscuit Boy's message as a whole. I am not sure why I am being unfairly picked on for merely expressing my opinion about what I consider to be an offensive and arrogant message, I was only applying his logic to his own message. Furthermore he also attacked me personally in another thread in the feedback forum stating:
"Can you please set up an 'Adele's important topics' section,as it would save me time and effort by allowing me to ignore it completely. other suggested names for it are 'misinformation service' or 'cobwebs'"
Am I not entitled to defend myself against this attack? Why have you not posted a message that Biscuit Boy is being condemnatory? Why don't you let fellow postees decide whether I was offensive or not and at the very least allow myself to respond to his offensive comments?