Thursday 1 April 2004 6.36am
Greetings James on this festive morning, and congratulations (I can only assume it's you) on a very imaginative tweak to the boards.
(Do you mind if I adopt "New York" permanently? I think there's something quite nice about it)
Look forward to the return of cider presses after noon (but please don't change New York back)
...there's plenty more c**** in the cup.