Happy Chuffing Christmas

'Happy Chuffing Christmas'
is yet another new work written by Kirsty Eyre of 'Dick Lothario'; 'Suburban Spaceman' and 'Class' fame:

Athena Warburton, Goddess of Barnsley, prides herself on her bacon butties. Sophia Ferrari, Siren of Siena, prefers Prosciutto di Parma. Never the two shall meet - until, that is, Darton High School exchange matches their daughters. Will Adele Warburton (old enough to have a tattoo) and the glamorous Letitzia (young enough to model) bond or battle?

The Italian job goes down a storm with the neighbours who keep coming round to inspect la bella Letitzia but few are as keen as Nick, Adele's older brother. With an anglo-italian nativity in the making, the Warburtons and Ferraris are brought together at Christmas.

A clash of cultural differences fans the fire which burns the turkey in a spectacular showdown on Christmas Day. Packed with spirit, this is one Christmas you'll never forget.

'Happy Chuffing Christmas' will be performed at that hidden gem under Waterloo Station that celebrates its 70th birthday this year - the Network Theatre.