Yup, there is categorically no damp in any LBS properties. Those mushrooms growing in darker areas are most likely part of your Leftie Borough Market Supplier plan. Those patches of black mould which have spread over the bathroom walls and are mirrored on the kitchen walls are unquestionably a design feature inspired by Lawrence Llwellyn Bowen. Damp? Damp in a poorly maintained Victorian property? Impossible says LBS.