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Wednesday 30 March 2011 7.59pm
Hey people,
I've seen a chalkey's thread about the "baby on board" sticker - and i thought of some stickers I've seen...
So here's some quotes :) :

I wish my lawn was Emo, then it would cut its self.

Buckle up, it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of the car.

this vehicle is protected by an anti theft sticker

If you think this truck is loud, you should hear your daughter

If you think this car is dirty, then you should spend a night with the driver!

If you don't believe in oral sex Keep your mouth shut

Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition

I love cats...they taste just like chicken

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

And my favorite one on a dirty 4x4"if only my wife was this dirty" and someone wrote under it "she is when your at work".

Thursday 31 March 2011 9.16am
I saw one in the US which read,
Thursday 31 March 2011 9.27am
An old fellow down my road has a good sense of humour. In the back window of his car it says:
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I can drive slower."

Saw one down Southend seafront last summer which, judging by the amount of pink on show and the fluffy dice, obviously belonged to a young, female driver with a sense of humour. It read: "Babe on board."
Saturday 2 April 2011 11.24am
I've seen the Grandkids one DJ, made me smile.
Other humourous ones are;
"American by birth, Southern by the grace of God."
Seen all over Dixie.
And the ever popular one in heavily Hispanic areas.
"Will the last American to leave Miami/El Paso/Brownsville/San Diego, please switch off the lights!"
Monday 21 November 2011 8.56pm
Here are some of the funny bumper stickers I went across:
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see well than he can think.

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6.26pm
Procrastinate later
Wednesday 23 November 2011 7.17pm
^ <Like>
Saturday 26 November 2011 12.38am
Strictly speaking not a bumper sticker, but on a small fruit delivery van in Fenchurch Street today I noticed a proper sign written message a la "No tools left in this van overnight."
It said, "No bananas are left in this van overnight."
Saturday 26 November 2011 5.55pm
In Florida - on an air conditioning repair man truck:

"Your wife is hot, let us do something about it"
Saturday 26 November 2011 6.54pm
Saw a parked van last week with the words on the rear door: 'This van is driven by a blind man.' As I drove past I was relieved to see it belonged to a company selling blinds, curtains etc. Good advertising. It certainly made me look.
Had a e-mail from a mate a year or so ago about signage on vehicles. Struggling to remember them, but one that stuck in my mind was the one for the Australian 'dunny' truck which read: 'Yesterday's meals on wheels.'
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