Wednesday 21 July 2004 11.29am
not a joke but quite amusing someone sent me this today
You may not know that many non-living things have a
> > For example...
> > 1) Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
> > but you can see right through them.
> > 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off,
it takes a
> > to
> > warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device
> > right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the
> > are
> > 3) Tyres -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
> > 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
> > to
> > light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
> > 5) Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and
> > 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit
> > 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to
> > 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the
> > bottom.
> > 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over
> > 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> > 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd
be male. But
> > consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost
> > and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps
> > trying.