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Wednesday 21 July 2004 4.21pm
Oh - someone tell the Mr Whippy joke please!
Wednesday 21 July 2004 4.59pm

...if you press it, they will come.
Wednesday 21 July 2004 5.12pm
Well, it involves a mime.
Wednesday 21 July 2004 6.50pm

A little duck walks into a bar one day. He saunters up to the
bartender and asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"Nope, sorry," says the bartender. The duck walks out,
The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks, "Got
any gwapes?"
"I already told you, no, I don't!" says the bartender angrily.
The duck leaves, again disappointed.
The day after that, the duck walks in again and says, "Got any
"No! I do not have any grapes! If you come in here one more time
asking for grapes I'll nail your feet to the floor!"
The next day, the duck waddles into the bar. The bartender eyes
him suspiciously. "Got any nails?" the duck asks.
"No, why?" the bartender asks.

"Got any gwapes?"
Thursday 22 July 2004 8.26am
It's all quiet in the dusty saloon in the mid west, when the doors burst open. Standing there is a cowboy. He's mean-looking and a snarl plays over his face. No-one dares move,as he stomps towards the increasingly concerned bartender.

"Waddya wanna drink?" the barman stammered
"Who are you?" asked the barman
"I'm the Brown Paper Cowboy. I wear brown paper clothes with ma brown paper stetson. I shoot with brown paper sixguns. I ride my brown paper horse on a brown paper saddle and I'm wanted in seven states"
"Wot for ?" trembled the barman
[wait for it]
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Thursday 22 July 2004 8.46am
The Lady Miss Jo Jo Wrote:
> Oh - someone tell the Mr Whippy joke please!

I'll pop round and do the mime for you soon I promise!
Thursday 22 July 2004 9.18am
The next time we meet, we'll all do the mime!
Thursday 22 July 2004 9.57am
what "Mr Whippy" joke?!

I don't know it!
Thursday 22 July 2004 10.02am
massed, synchronised Mr Whippy joke? Can we get in the Guiness book of records?
Thursday 22 July 2004 10.10am
Nor me, Roadrunner.
Massed mime + two gawpers !
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