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Monday 2 August 2004 5.17pm
Q. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to hold the breasts, I mean ladder
Tuesday 3 August 2004 4.16pm
what's multicoloured and smells funny

a decomposing dead clown.
Wednesday 25 August 2004 1.26pm
copied from another forum, but funny (my kind of funny that is - Tharg know's what I mean)

Q: what did the man say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A: because someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: why did the boy fall of the swing?
A: because he had no arms.

Q: whats the similarity between an elephant and a blue plum?
A: they're both grey.
well... except the plum.

Q: what did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming down the hill?
A: oh look. the elephants are coming down the hill.

Q: what did Julius Caeser say when he saw the elephants coming down the hill?
A: oh look. the plums are coming down the hill. (he was colour blind)

Q: whats pink + white + flies through the air at 5000 mph?
A: supermans ham sandwich

Q: what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: a carrot

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
A: dam.

Wednesday 25 August 2004 8.43pm
Welcome back, RR.

Back and straight in with the awful jokes.
Friday 27 August 2004 1.39pm
- Ken Dodd died this morning
- Did he?
- no, Doddy
Friday 27 August 2004 3.13pm
Yes, those are the ones I mean.
Friday 27 August 2004 5.40pm
Friday 27 August 2004 9.31pm
And then there was the couple who were so hard up that she decided to go on the streets.

After 3 hours she came back in, exhausted.

"Get anything?" he asked. "Yes, 5.25"

"What mean b***er gave you 25p?"

"All of them..."
Tuesday 31 August 2004 8.39am
Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .

One man turns to the other and says "Morning"

The other man replies "No, just walking the dog..."

Tuesday 31 August 2004 8.49am
Has Birdie seen the Mister Whippy joke yet?
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