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Friday 10 February 2006 4.58pm
If I were as clever as Phoney I'd decorate this posting with lots of little hearts ... but I'm not, so I haven't!
Happy Valentines Day everyone!!

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Friday 10 February 2006 5.10pm
Turkeys are cheaper at Chistmas time than at any other time of the year
Why are roses more expensive on Valantines than at any other time of the year?
Friday 10 February 2006 6.41pm
Adam Smith, where are you when bmovie needs you! Not that I'm suggesting bmovie and Adam Smith would have had a thang goin' on.

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