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Monday 18 June 2007 10.05am
Yesterday my mobile rang. When I answered a woman addressed me by my first name and added 'you don't know me.' She then said, quite slowly, 'I've been watching you, I know what you were doing last night, and you're not going to get away with it.' I pooed my pants thinking some psycho woman was about to ruin my life. Turns out it was a mates sister who wants me to put shelves up for her. Please help me. I need to get revenge for this cruel trick.
Monday 18 June 2007 10.49am
Out them up crooked!
Monday 18 June 2007 11.40am
Call her in for a coffee, made with senna pods...hide the lavatory roll, then phone in the morning saying..I Know what you were doing last night...
Monday 18 June 2007 4.15pm
IF you put the shelves up, make sure they will fall down.
Monday 18 June 2007 5.57pm
What WERE you doing last night! Obviously having more fun than me!!
Monday 18 June 2007 6.26pm
Why don't you nail her hands to the shelves? That'll teach her!
Monday 18 June 2007 8.47pm

Have her walk the plank? The shelf will come in handy here, also.
Tuesday 19 June 2007 9.08am
Call her back and tell her

You are beautiful, with your fantastic looking figure, great legs and marvelously bright eyes (expand as required)

DOn't let her get a word in side ways and then say "Oh - sorry, just realised I had the wrong number"?
Tuesday 19 June 2007 11.32am
I'm beginning to see you lot in a new light.....however, my contribution is to bear in mind that 'revenge is a dish best eaten cold'

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