So I'm about the get off the bus and i happen to look towards the rear and notice a 30+ man with nose and ear piercings and looking all bad @$$ed.....sucking this thumb.? Thankfully he didn't see my double take...i fell out of the bus laughing my @$$ off.
I thought I'd start this thread as it seems everyday i get to see some ironic or cliched thing that my friends and I always get a kick over....thought we could all share a laugh/raised eyebrow or a shake of a head.
Looking down from my flat I was sure that I could see a squirrel throwing a dead hedgehog around,complete with green leaves stuck onto it's bristles.After wondering whether I should call the RSPCA for advice it moved closer to me and saw that it was fighting a dead-head from a huge sunflower and was attempting to drag it home for it's lunch,yummy sunflower seeds attached.I do get concerned over my eye sight at times.
Yes,this is obvious with hindsight but when confronted with two RSPCA subjects one panics.Well,this one does.Had the squirrel swallowed a spine then he would have suffered with a sore throat for some time and would have to drink milkshakes (hazelnut flavour).
An attractive young lady passed by wearing the most ugly and asymmetric tights .I was just thinking to myself that that idea would never catch on when it dawned on me that her legs were completely covered in blue,black and green tattoos.Yuk ! She'll certainly have something different from all the other boring old ladies in many years to come.Perhaps they'll be mistaken for a particularly nasty form of varicose veins.Big mistake,methinks.