Following a successful run last year, Different Breed Theatre are bringing back their production of Anthony Neilson's dark Christmas comedy.
Watch an elf talk his way out of a hostage situation.
The cast includes Timothy O'Hara, straight from 11 months as Christopher Wren in The Mousetrap.
Once again (a slightly pervy) Santa will be in his Grotty Hole giving out some fairly questionable gifts to those brave enough to sit on his knee! There will be rude Christmas cards on sale.
On the Saturday nights there will be stand-up comedy after the play.
The Bottle Shop venue has 300 award winning and experimental beers you can choose from (and there will be wine too).
And this year for the first time there will be Jamaican Christmas food from Arawak Catering.
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